This is I. Now I know that is not gramtatically correct but hey, blame Withnail. I always wanted to own a boat and now I do, and its great. Expensive. But great. Unfortunatly the aquisition of the boat also signalled the departure of my girlfriend (not related) so now the sailboat has become my home. That’s great too, not the departure of my girlfiend – that was devastating – but living on a boat, it’s good fun. It’s also small and cold and located three hundred meters offshore next to a busy shipping lane but I figure, so what, nobody’s perfect. So there we have it, that’s me. I am single, I live on a boat, I love using commas and I am generally well disposed to life.